I already know that as I get older I’ll be in everyone’s wedding but my own.
I had a conversation with my best friend the other day about vagina.
And he’s like “I’ve had some dry pussy before”
So I’m like “how the hell is she normal and her pussy is dry? Like wet pussy is a normal female function lol”
And he’s like “Her shit wasn’t wet at all”
So then I go “Well, somethings wrong with her, it’s natural for a woman to be like that, that extra wetness comes from being turned on, but if she ain’t excreting fluids….I’d worry”
I still wonder about that whole dry cooch thing, lol…
I really wish I could go to sleep = \
Never been scared to go to sleep until last night. Sigh : .
So by my house is an ice cream place called ChillN. It makes ice cream that’s frozen using LIQUID NITROGEN! So they get the base - ice cream or frozen yogurt - and then they add the flavor (say you order Nutella ice cream, they add actual Nutella to the base. Same for the other favors). Then, they put it into these mixing bowls and start mixing, and then in the middle of mixing they just shoot out a bunch of Nitrogen and I swear to God that shit looks like a fucking witch’s cauldron. After that, they add the “Mix-N’s,” and there you go. Fucking Nitrogen ice cream. The reason is that since it cools it super fast, the ice crystals don’t grow as big so that you get INCREDIBLY smooth ice cream. It’s literally the coolest shit ever.
(Ice cream pictured above: Nutella with marshmallows and caramel)
This is so cool.